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Sharky's Loans
"You'll pay us back. We guarantee it."
Offering high-speed approvals, low-speed collections, and completely untraceable wire transfers. Serving Gator Bay since the statute of limitations expired.
Totally Legit Imports
"Every title has a journey."
Luxury vehicles with questionable provenance. We don't know where it came from, and neither should you.
No Witness Towing
"You park it. We discuss it."
The fastest hook in the bay. Often hooking before you've even fully parked.
Palms Bail Bonds
"When your one phone call knows a guy."
Open 24/7. We accept watches, jewelry, and cryptocoin as collateral.
Gator Bay Exotic Rentals
"Drive it like the deposit was fake."
Hourly rates available. GPS trackers disabled upon request (for an additional fee).
South Shore Auto Spa
"Wash. Wax. Wire transfer."
Detailing services that remove all evidence of the weekend.
Dirty Water Marina Club
"Membership has its privileges and subpoenas."
Dock your yacht, grab a drink, and shred your documents in peace.
Coastal Evidence Removal
"We clean what the tide forgets."
Discreet disposal, industrial deep cleaning, and offshore drops. Ask for Gary.