Friday,
Oct
6:00 PM
Sunset Scamposium
South Shore Auto Spa
Learn how to turn crypto into a lawsuit. Keynote speaker is currently out on bail.
$200 Entry⚠ No refunds
Events This Weekend
Gatherings, mixers, and unlicensed gatherings you probably shouldn't attend.
Friday,
Oct
9:00 PM
Gator Bay Night Market & Unlicensed Fireworks Preview
The Sunburn Strip
Browse questionable artisan goods while trying not to get hit by stray bottle rockets.
Free Admission⚠ Bring your own fire extinguisher
Saturday,
Oct
8:00 PM
Marina Mixer
Dirty Water Marina Club
Networking for people with pending litigation. A great place to find a new lawyer or a worse idea.
Members Only
Sunday,
Oct
9:00 AM
Cars & Court Dates
Municipal Courthouse Parking Lot
A casual morning meetup where enthusiasts show off their heavily modified cars before paying their moving violations inside.
Free
Sunday,
Oct
10:00 PM
Neon Gator Ladies Night / Bail Bond Appreciation Hour
Neon Gator Nightclub
Half-price drinks if you can produce a valid release form from the local precinct.
$50 Cover⚠ VIP tables are subject to spontaneous police raids
Sunday,
Oct
11:59 PM
The Totally Legit Imports Midnight Test Drive
Industrial District
Test drive our newest inventory on an undisclosed route. Waivers must be signed in blood or blue ink.
Requires $10k Cash Deposit⚠ Event may be cancelled if a patrol car drives by