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The mayor stated he has 'never seen that vessel before in his life' despite the registration listing his dog as the primary owner. The yacht remains impounded pending further investigation.
Continue reading →Developers assure investors that the shifting foundation is an 'exclusive dynamic oceanfront feature'. Residents are asked to ignore the sound of structural groaning.
Continue reading →Following a high-speed pursuit that ended in a golf course sand trap, the driver insisted the universe gifted him the Ferrari. The rental agency disagrees.
Continue reading →A new tourism board study highlights the marina's complete lack of working security cameras and abundance of cash-only businesses.
Continue reading →Authorities confirm the vehicle has been seized, sold at auction, stolen back, and re-seized three times this week. It is currently double-parked on Ocean Ave.
Continue reading →City Council approves sweeping new regulations reading 'Please Don't Feed The Promoters' following a sharp increase in blockchain seminars near the public showers.
Continue reading →The new $10,000 package includes bottle service, a private booth, and a legally binding document stating you weren't there on Tuesday night.
Continue reading →The transit authority apologized for the detour through three jurisdictions but noted the bus arrived at its final destination 15 minutes ahead of schedule.
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