City Bus Accidentally Used As Getaway Vehicle; Passengers Rate Ride 4 Stars

The transit authority apologized for the detour through three jurisdictions but noted the bus arrived at its final destination 15 minutes ahead of schedule.

The armed individuals reportedly paid exact fare before instructing the driver to 'step on it.' Regular commuters praised the suspects for keeping the volume down on their getaway planning. 'Honestly, it was the fastest commute I've had all year,' said Mildred, 72. The transit authority is now considering adding 'express evasion routes' to their schedule.