Local Man Claims Exotic Rental Was 'Spiritually His'

Following a high-speed pursuit that ended in a golf course sand trap, the driver insisted the universe gifted him the Ferrari. The rental agency disagrees.

The man, identifying himself only as 'Moonbeam Steve,' told officers that a vision quest clearly indicated the bright red sports car was his spirit animal. The police patiently explained that spirit animals usually don't require a $500 daily deposit and a valid credit card. Steve is currently seeking a spiritual bailout from the county jail.