Gator Bay Marina Named Safest Place To Hide A Bad Decision

A new tourism board study highlights the marina's complete lack of working security cameras and abundance of cash-only businesses.

According to the unofficial report, 8 out of 10 sketchy transactions happen without a hitch, making it the premier destination for discreet dealings. The harbor master commented, 'We pride ourselves on minding our own business, as long as the slip fees are paid in unmarked bills.' Local seagulls remain the only reliable witnesses.