Mayor Denies Owning Third Yacht Found Behind Abandoned Water Park

The mayor stated he has 'never seen that vessel before in his life' despite the registration listing his dog as the primary owner. The yacht remains impounded pending further investigation.

When asked why the vessel, christened 'Public Funds III', contained several monogrammed towels with his initials, the mayor suggested it was a common coincidence. 'There are many people with the initials J.R. in this town,' he said, sweating.