Neon Gator Nightclub Debuts 'Plausible Deniability' VIP Package

The new $10,000 package includes bottle service, a private booth, and a legally binding document stating you weren't there on Tuesday night.

The club's owner, who goes by 'Slick', says the package is perfect for politicians, minor celebrities, and people who told their spouses they were working late. The service also includes a complimentary alibi generator and a pre-written tweet about how much you enjoyed a quiet evening at home.