Police Ask Residents To Stop Reporting Same White Lamborghini

Authorities confirm the vehicle has been seized, sold at auction, stolen back, and re-seized three times this week. It is currently double-parked on Ocean Ave.

The department's towing budget has been completely exhausted just moving the car back and forth. The police chief has issued a public plea: 'If you see the white Lambo, just walk away. We know it's there. We just don't want to deal with the paperwork today.' Rumor has it the car's original owner doesn't even want it anymore.